What if, as promised, Jesus came back again “to judge both the quick and the dead”? So he is here and the news is spread around the world within seconds, thanks to social media. It is announced that Jesus will speak in 15 mins. News agencies, etc... quickly get to him and are ready to air the event that all of mankind has been waiting two thousand years to witness. What wisdom, what revelation, what transformation with he bring with his words? The moment has come. He opens his mouth to speak. And lo! Out comes the sound of a table saw. That’s right. A table saw. “WHHAAAAAAA! WHHHAAAAAAA! WHHHAAAAAAAAA!“
Hmmmmm.....